Pumpkin

ENTER JEFFERY, Living room--HENRY sits on couch watching tv

J: Hey Henry you watching the show?
H: Yeah
J: Is it good??
H: Eh,
J: Guess what I just did
H: Why don't you just tell me you a*s
J: Take a guess Henry
H: I'll never guess it.
J: Just take a guess.
H: Did you s**t in a pumpkin?
J: Woah how did you know?
H: Jeffery, get the f**k outta here.
J: whatever, Henry

EXIT JEFFERY
ENTER FRED

F: Hey, how ya doin, Henry?
H: Alright, Fred. What do ya want?
F: Oh I just came by to give you your book back.
H: Oh yeah?
F: It was the weirdest thing, though, when I was walking up your drive, I saw Jeffery shitting in a pumpkin.
H: Oh yeah?
F: Yeah.
H: Well, Fred, I'm sorry you had to see that.
F: It's quite alright. Oh I guess I left the book in my car. Excuse me.
H: Alright

EXIT FRED
ENTER BOBBY

B: Hello Henry
H: Hey
B: Hey, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Jeffery is shitting on an unconscious Fred on your side walk.
H: That's odd.
B: I just thought you should know.
H: Thank you for letting me know, excuse me, I have to go take a s**t.

EXIT HENRY
ENTER JEFFERY

J: Hey what's up Bobby?
B: Nothing much
J: Where's Henry?
B: Taking a s**t.
J: Oh.

ENTER HENRY

H: What the hell, Jeffery, why did you put a pumpkin in the toilet?
J: That's what you get for forgetting to record the MJFox show, you sumbitch.
B: I'm just gonna go..

Author's Note

Just something stupid that made me laugh

Reviews

[ZackOfBridge]

Haha WTF
This would be an interesting Broadway Play

[Chadvonswan]

haha yeah idk wtf this was but i thought it was funny