The Voracious Vampire Vicar

Just some fun for Halloween…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The voracious vampire vicar

Drank Bloody Mary’s from a Scotch fir

The band made him hungry

So he gulped down all three

Now he sips his drink from a guitar

 

So Victor the vampire vicar

Had a thing for fast women and liquor

As the dancer’s drank shots

He just revved up the lot

Now he always rides with a chauffeur

 

Author's Note

I dedicate this to the white witch , the cure for all evils… or is that the good fairy? :)

Reviews

[E. A. Fielder]

this was cute... I like the v thing... you almost sound like V from V for Vendetta!

[Sunflower/Sara Kendrick]

Good advice in a negative situation..If one if going to drink, please don't drive..Sunflower...

[emmajoy]

I love it! Such fun, such silly fun .. just what the occasion calls for.

Love the ring of: 'So Victor the vampire vicar ~ Had a thing for fast women and liquor ~ As the dancer’s drank shots ~ He just revved up the lot ~ Now he always rides with a chauffeur ' .. only you could rhyme liquor with chauffeur!

Which white witch is that, she must have the most awful influence on you!

That pic is perfect.

[Lilly]

You mix both the dark elements of the halloween season and the humorous feel/tone of the limerick in this piece. Great aliteration too. Now maybe I was mistaken just before, maybe this is the perfect halloween write...?