The Voracious Vampire Vicar

Just some fun for Halloween…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The voracious vampire vicar

Drank Bloody Mary’s from a Scotch fir

The band made him hungry

So he gulped down all three

Now he sips his drink from a guitar

 

So Victor the vampire vicar

Had a thing for fast women and liquor

As the dancer’s drank shots

He just revved up the lot

Now he always rides with a chauffeur

 

Author's Note

I dedicate this to the white witch , the cure for all evils… or is that the good fairy? :)

Reviews

[Mason]

this is such a fun poem. the picture gives a curious image in my mind. i like it :D

[mamabear]

I absolutely love it Craig!! It has really made my day. I haven't laughed soooooooooooooooo much in ages....................Thank you. Keep up the good work, and i look forward to reading more of your work in the future.

Love

Mamabear x
Thank you again

[Fran Marie]

an enjoyable funny read ...lol....great set of limericks!!

Good StuFF!

[Amit Parmessur]

You write well Craig.

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I do suggest you submit a couple of your best poems to Golden Apple Ezine. We'll certainly publish you for issue 3 in January 2011 if you are interested to submit on any theme.
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[Tate Morgan]

lol WHAT A LIMERICK FUNNY I LIKE IT FIRST SMILE TODAY

[Closedown]

I laughed so much! I enjoyed reading it a lot!

[deeps]

My Goodness Craig, this is so cute made me laugh, I needed that laugh. Very well written and so creative.

[Tina Kline]

Very clever and very fun. I really do like this.

[Drake Ryder]

Clever, and it definitely fits into the theme of Halloween. The poem has a pleasant rhyme scheme too, which is always a plus. And until I read this, I had never seen the word "Vicar" actually used before.

[Jenny Nelson]

Clever write. Fun read.