A Hungry Mans Love Poem

A playful romp through the mind of a hungry man tongue in cheek, of course!

 

Your lips they taste like cherry wine;

some cheese would go with that just fine.

 

Your fingers long and slender too,

like beanie weenies in a steeping stew.

 

My, your legs curve like French bread;

makes me want your wrapper shed.

 

To dip you in the oil and spice

with some tasty veggies nicely diced.

 

I touch your body, warm and tender

like a medium-well prime rib dinner.

 

And your scented body so delish.

How you smell like an apple pie dish.

 

Now to finish this scrumptious meal

with coffee and honeyed biscuit wheels.

 

Oh my sweetie, you are quite a feast!

You make your man into a hungry beast!

 

Author's Note

Just a bite of fun (I hope)! :)

Reviews

[emmajoy]

This is so funny, makes me laugh sooooo much!!! Oh, it does, it does!!!

I now have a picture of this woman ... not sure about the French bread legs but then, they could be very tasty! 'Have a feeling that this poet enjoys his food - probably drools in his dreams.

Well, Craig, you've really found the recipe for a piece of Sunday delight and, very tasty it is too. Thanks for sharing a slice with me. Great fun!

[vandana]

Fantastic.........you got me laughing :))

Its simply lovely and loved the similie and the rythme. Its was fun reading it. Good job :)

[SM Davis]

Very cute!!

[Martin See]

Sounds tempting and delicious...haha...it's a humorous one...just what i needed to read, it's fun and light...thanks for sharing the gastronomical delight!

[Dylan I. Cree]

I find this so funny and it also made me a little hungry. It sounds like a bit of fun.

[Kitty]

LOTS of fun. Smiled all the way through this. Another masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Helen Woodward]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made me smile!! Thank you Craig. This is light-hearted and very different for you, but nonetheless wonderful. It flows like honey on French bread!!
:-)

[LisetteCanWrite!]

Ohh.. two things I am so fond of! Love and food! UMMM... lol. This was a fun read.. that made me hungry! I loved the meshing.. as the humour is something that is truly feeding the reader! Thank you so much for sharing.. fingers like beanie-weanies in a steeping stew.... lol.. I loved it! =)

[Sorry Infamous]

Now I am hungry...
LOL, nice fun little limerick.

[Lizanne]

You out did yourself with this hilarious piece! You will have everyone staring at their food, thinking..."hmmm, now just what might this be?" Every woman on here is now probably planning a menu of a man. The first part of course would be a six pack...of ribs. You naughty man, look what you have started. You gave us a great laugh and thank you for this very visually artistic work of food art! To the man that can find inspiration even in his fridge and pantry, a true poet.

[Mark]

I'll never again be able to eat bruschetta, without giggling...Thank you VERY much!
And what chance does a NINE-inch apple pie have, when compard to a SIXTY-SEVEN inch one?!
Craig, you've ruined dinner for me FOREVER!!