Inbetween Mars and VenusA Poem by Chris ShawThis is Saturday humour, with apologies to anyone I've offended about their politics or manhood:) Also thanks to Lorry and Dave
What is it about men?
What is it about women? So many times it's been said, it's a constant surprise to me that relationships ever survive, as many of them are doomed to die. Yet I'm a firm believer in Men are from Mars, women from Venus. And there's that other place, the one that comes between us. Yes that's it, the Planet Penis. If anything's going to c**k things up, it's that nonentity. When I mentioned this to Lorry in a running commentary he said to me "Trump would make a great president there, and without doubt is the biggest dick of the lot". I agree wholeheartedly, he has befitting hair for the job and qualifies with his wandering knob. In case you think this is a plot against men, think again, I love you all, which covers you big 'uns, the deflated, the shy, the persistent and the small. You'll all remain dear to me so long as you don't interfere with me :)
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20 Reviews Added on February 16, 2019 Last Updated on February 16, 2019 AuthorChris ShawBerkshire, United KingdomAboutAlbert, my paternal grandfather introduced me to Tennyson when I was nine. I have loved poetry ever since but did not attempt writing a single piece until I was 40. It's never too late to try somethin.. more..Writing
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