OFFICIAL GREETING AND ANNOUNCEMENT WITH HONORABLE MENTIONSA Story by Carol CashesThis is...It's about...arrgh! Just read it...OFFICIAL GREETING TO THE CAFÉ AND ANNOUNCEMENT OF MY RETURN WITH
HONORABLE MENTIONS: barleygirl, Miss Annette, Mr. Dickens, Coyote Poetry, and
Paul Bell. I have actually had the time this past 24 hours to sit and
spot read and review, clicking on anything with an interesting title, and that “system”,
with a preponderance of evidence, has proven to be a viable method for easing
back into the elite and exclusive Café environment. *ahem* Official notice duly dispatched…let the games begin. barleygirl: I recognized
by the language of your reviews for mine and others submissions, a kindred spirit,
but s**t-fire, chickie! You came out the
gate guns a blastin’! Yes suh! I was
struck dumb (this is true for more than one reason!) by some of your earlier
works--your command of the English language and the brilliant pictures that
would spontaneously burst onto my mind’s eye, but the “take no prisoners”
recollections that I’ve read this day made me want to shake the dust off my
tribal boots, and slap a cocky juvenile delinquent ‘till he understands “Recognize
and Respect”. You still have the
handbook with the secret codes, right? Miss Annette: You are
the only eternal optimist that I not only can tolerate, but you have won me
over with your earnest pleadings and wishes for all to “just get along”…so to
speak. I wish that I could respond with
hearty “Amen’s” to the Christmas wishes that I read today, they are expertly
constructed and the language is elaborate and sometimes quite heady. But…my
heart is not good and pure like yours and I will never lie to you…I love
you. Your talent is truly bigger than
this site and I hope you are seriously considering a publisher. Mr. Dickens! The work
I saw on the feed were several that I had done some time ago, and with limited
time to sample a good cross-section of the current Café denizens, I would
reiterate some of my initial gushing praises for your hometown spun stories,
but at our age, why waste our swiftly diminishing time and you would be best
served when I can allot and devote the appropriate amount of time and attention
to your new work. I did, however, do a
quick read of a little bawdy yarn involving potatoes? Hmmmmm….. Coyote Poetry let me sit at the cool kids lunch table again
today, and he said he liked-end my story *giggle* You have changed a little, too, in my
absence, and several times I wished I had the time to investigate that mystery
red-head you have been so nonchalantly recounting your romantic interactions
with, salting it with just enough tantalizing details to string us helplessly
along. *sniff* I will follow that
romance as it unfolds. Paul Bell committed the most scandalous blasphemy with his
request that I give up rock n roll.
*deep sigh* Master of Puppets and
Enter Sandman will forever be bittersweet to me now with the notion they could
be gone if some madman takes Paul’s words to heart. Hate Speech!
Hate Speech! I read works by various interesting new people: Bree, to whom I gave a lot of unsolicited
advice, richieb, Tate Morgan, lorry, Christina Anne Shaw, and possibly others
but these authors works impressed me and I am looking forward to properly
diggin’ in when I can. For all those who reviewed my work while I was gone: I appreciate your time and thoughtful and
considered reviews. I hope to have the
leisure time to respond to each one, however, knowing my time was limited, I
felt the Café would be best served by my reading and reviewing what I could. I posted some current pics of The Storm Sisters and some
pictures of my stunning mother, four pics from age 16 to 25. I have missed you all, and I promise not to be gone so long,
but please understand that my time is not my own right now. I will be free soon enough…which would be
triumphant declaration but for the circumstances that must transpire for that
to happen. Thank you all for brief mini-vacay and I’ll report in as
soon as I can. *pregnant pause* This is Miz
Carol, reporting live from Biloxi, Mississippi. © 2018 Carol CashesReviews
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6 Reviews Added on December 31, 2018 Last Updated on December 31, 2018 AuthorCarol CashesBiloxi, MSAboutI'm very cynical, jaded, just this side of bitter and the only reason I haven't crossed that line is a good man loves me. I am extremely empathetic, but seldom sympathetic. I can be a ferociously lo.. more..Writing
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