Poems are People Too

They really are, you know.

Everybody that I hear

 

Eventually starts to jeer

 

They all want poems

 

Sad sad poems

 

Poems about drinking beer

 

Well, all those people that I hear

 

HAVE BUTTHOLES IN THEIR EARS

 

Poems don’t want to be sad, they want to be glad!

 

Poems are people too!

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, poems are people too

 

They go to work and have stuff to do

 

They cook themselves meals, make court appeals

 

Cause poems are people too

 

Poems like having fun

 

Poems do number one

 

Poems eat exorbitant amounts of cheese

 

Cause poems are people too

 

Poems get addicted to meth

 

Cause poems never learned self control mechanisms

 

Poems go to rehab

 

Get themselves back

 

Then start doing crack!

 

HEY

 

Poems are people too!

 

They do what people do

 

If you see a poem

 

Don’t act like you know em

 

Or he’ll surely start throwing poo

 

AT YOU

 

Poems get excited

 

Poems have houses

 

Poems own toolsets

 

Poems have vaginas

 

Poems leave bad tips

 

CAUSE POOOOEEEEMMMMS, ARE PEEEEEEOPLE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

And due to the transitive property

 

A poem could be you!

 

Poems

 

Reviews

[Jemima Laing]

Wow. What can I say? That was an amazing read. You have a really cohesive structure throughout the entire poem, and a nice flow as well. "Cause poems never learned self control mechanisms" doesn't really fit with the rest of the poem.