I.........
This is the title of my song
I wanted it short, but it seemed short's too long
I came up with it, after I smoked on my bong
If Madonna sings it, then it can do no wrong
I'll send it to Britney, maybe she'll bite
If the title's confusing, I'll cut it a slight
I know how to say it when I say it really slow
and when I'm in a hurry - just how it will flow
I - I - I - I
Yeah, it's all about me...
I - I - I - I
Cause I's what I need
I - I - I - I
I'll make your ears bleed
I - I - I - I
It's a pop hit indeed
Hey Miley, what ya up to today?
I got a hit song that will blow them away
Just join with the Jonas and we'll be on our way
Sign a multimillion dollar contract and we'll have it made
I - I - I - I
Yeah, it's all about me
I - I - I - I
Jealousy, conceit, selfish and greed
I - I - I - I
Cut out my roots, I'm the bad seed
I - I - I - I
If you don't know how to spell it, learn how to read
It's not that I'm special, just that you're not
I'm better than you are, so why take a shot
I'm richer, I'm smarter and I'm also hot
You're so second rate and I am the top
I - I - I - I
Yeah, say it twice if you can
I - I - I - I
Say it with pride to your fellow man
I - I - I - I
Hello Hollywood, hello here I am
I - I - I - I
I want your attention; don't you understand
Throw in a dance vid, you'll be a star
Wear chains of gold and drive a fast car
Don't need to stand in line at the trendiest bar
When you look like I do, then you'll get very far
I - I - I - I
It's the Hollywood way
I - I - I - I
You see it everyday
I - I - I - I
Paris, Lindsay, Rihanna - what can I say
I - I - I - I
The more times I say it, the more I get laid
Ok...now listen, here we go...
The song is ending and I need to close
But before I leave you, I want you to know
That whenever you see me, to me you should bow
I - I - I - I
Me - me - me - me
I - I - I - I
Me - me - me - me
I - I - I - I
Me - me - me - me
I - I - I - I
Me - me - me - me
I worked hard to write this, it took damn near weeks
I was stuck at the title, but I made it tweak
Say it in English, try it in Greek
It takes years of training, but there's a technique
Yeah....yeah....yeah...
Yeah....yeah....yeah...