Rich Man's Rap

A Poem by casablancavic

What the rich people rap about.

(BILL GATES)

Listen…Word….Microsoft Word….

I own half the globe and I’ll soon own the sun

Went straight from DOS to Windows 3.1

95 percent operating systems share

Microsoft versions everywhere

XP was good, Millenium crap

Windows 8 got a bad rap

You’ll try an Apple or even a Mac

But when they are so pricey, to me you’ll be back

I bought shares in Apple so that I seem cool

Because if I didn’t, I would be a fool

I made 20 versions of Office which are really confusing

You think they are different? It’s all an illusion

Windows 10 is really Windows Seven

Now I’m gonna make a version called Windows Eleven

It’s the same as almost every version before

But because I know how, I can charge more

Now I’m gonna pass the mic to Jeff Bezos

Why? Because I want to - because because

(Jeff Bezos)

Thanks Bill…I just want to say

If you order from Amazon, the less you will pay

You can get cool hats for $2.99

You’ll still pay more at Walmart by only a dime

I like to think I’m richer than Bill

Especially when I land my helicopter on my hill

Right beside my Rolls Royce Ghost

One of the things in life I value the most

I’ll send every store to ruin if I can

I’ll take away their businesses because I am the man

Those small retail stores in shopping malls

Are gonna shut down…I’m gonna close them all

I swim in my pool which is filled with cash

There’s no more water - cause it gives me a rash

If Bill owns the sun, then I’ll own space

Better than that Tesla dude ELON who wants to race

(ELON MUSK)

Whad up homies?

It’s Elon here and I just wanna say

All the cars are gonna be electric someday

So even if Tesla won’t be your ride

Another car will have a battery inside

Bill and Jeff, they think they’re rich

Both those two are just my b***h

I’m richer than them and I’m younger too

I got Johnny Depp’s wife because I’m cool

I still got my hair and I’m not bald

I don’t need glasses - don’t need them at all

I own a rocket that I sent to space

It set me up to be in first place

Got 30 security guards all over me

But only 20 when I go to sleep

They’ll shoot anybody who comes near

They’ll hunt you down like you’re a dear

They cut you, gut you, stuff you too

Put you on a wall in my huge living room

We’re rich as sin and we don’t need to brag about it

Cause J Cole and Drake ain’t worth s**t

Word out…

Peace y’all

Buy a Tesla on Amazon using Windows 11