poem

im a bullshitter
its the only thing that runs in my family after murder
and beating the s**t out of people
ronnie cray couldn't handle skibidi toilet
maybe it could've saved that girl
maybe it could've saved that horse

turn it into a joke
turn it into a joke
don't laugh too hard
don't hide your smile
but if you feel any tension
if it starts to hurt your shoulders
if you start to see the air around the people you speak to,
would make you believe in auras
it doesn't move, but it's not static
you could capture it on camera
but you can't fix it.
no, you can't fix it.

im a pop star
i dont speak from the heart
i thought i would lose my v card on a sheep farm
but i didn't
i lost a quarter of it on a leather couch
and the rest in a bed in a student hall

im a pop star
i don't speak from the heart
i don't sound like anyone of importance
im bo burnham and boygenius
im AI snoop dog accusing kendrick of being molested
like any normal person would
like any normal person would