QXC

This Q, X, C

That shouldn't be

Is here to stay

No matter my say

But if I may

State my Say

I'll go ahead

And utter

Q is redundant

A pointless letter

Used to save time

And make Queens

Feel better

Sure it's pretty

And sure it's not Kyu

But may I just say

Nobody asked you

Just like Q

X is redundant

A converging quartet

But not for the alphabet

Don't be creative

And use X as Zee

Unless in the case that

You're trying to be fancy

Which came first

The S or the K?

It doesn't really matter

'Cos C's here to stay

The Alphabet is broken

It needs to rehabilitate

I'm seriously not joking

It really needs an update

Author's Note

I wrote this poem (a rap in my mind) with Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" in mind.

And as always, any review is welcome.

Reviews

[Tinotenda Nyevedzanai]

"But if I may
Voice my say
I'll go ahead
And utter" - This makes no sense and needs revising.

Overall a funny and witty poem well done - ATC

[Alexander D]

For that stanza, I intended for it to justify the telling of the poem, but I suppose that even in that case, some of the words need to be revised. I'll fiddle around with it until it works.

Thanks for the review and praise, and I'm glad you like it.