Compromising last minute

Wow wow wow. im skipping out the formalities because well im kinda scared of you no point writing dear massive robot with a missile pointed toward our wonderful planet is there, no much better to skip to the point of trying to reason with you and persuade you to put the gun down, of course in turn the moment you place that weapon agasint the floor we'll all be forced to blow the hell out of you simply because your a threat to earth sorry. But thats beside the point, the point right now is that you mr massive robot space thing dont seem all to happy with our existence and i along with the rest of this polite and beautiful little plant, would really appreciate if you pointed that giant lazer gun thing elsewhere, how about toward mars or uranus, they look much better when there on fire, or perhaps pluto is more to your taste, its been pretending to be a planet for years. And no-one likes liars right. Well erm... i do hope you reconsider your next moves carefully and decide to spare our lives and everything but if not i suppose this is a well a goodbye from earth kind x