Law of the JungleA Story by Jack DawkinsFlash Fiction. A couple take a day off work and visit the ZooBrad
choked back a cough and held his breath as they approached the large Bison
enclosure. "Damn these animals reek." he peeped, trying not to
breathe too deeply. Brittany
held a hand in front of her mouth and peered through watery eyes at the peeling
sign outside the pen; " It says they are Wood Bison and are endangered.
Can we go now?" she said, as she turned and hurried back along the path. Brad
turned and followed, pausing only to look inside the enclosure once more.
" Hey Brit, remember that movie we watched last week, The one
where the Indian scout got down off his horse and put his ear to the
ground trying to hear the hoof-beats so they could locate the herd. How many of
those suckers are in this pen here, ten? If ten smell like this what do you think
ten thousand smelled like. You wouldn’t have to listen for them, you could smell
them from twenty miles away." "You're
not supposed to call them Indians anymore Brad, you have to refer to them as
Aboriginals." "The
Duke called them Injuns." "
I beg your pardon; who?" "The
Duke…John Wayne. He called them Injuns in that movie." "Maybe
back then they didn’t know any better. It’s politically incorrect now." "My
point is they stink. The bison that is, not the other. We better head back it’s
getting close to closing time." Brad caught up to her, bent down and gave
her a peck on the cheek. "You gotta admit that coming here was way better
than wandering around some stuffy mall, putting our name on bridal registries.
All this wedding planning is doing a number on my head." Brittany entwined
her arm within Brads. "You’re right. We needed a break and it's nice to
spend some time alone. This zoo has certainly deteriorated since I was here
as a child. The animals look lethargic and sad. The buildings and pens are in
so much need of repair." "Well
I guess since they no longer have to hunt for their own food they become
complacent, except for the monkeys. It’s all one big happy orgy with them, even
dogs would be jealous." A loud
wail came out of nowhere and froze them in their tracks. It was like one of
those old wartime air raid sirens followed by the voice of someone having a
heart attack. If the intention was to keep everybody calm and collected it was
failing miserably. "Attention!
Attention! Please go as quickly as possible to the nearest exit. The Siberian
Tiger has escaped from his enclosure… Please don’t panic, just proceed to the
nearest exit as quickly and as calmly as possible." Brittany
stopped walking and looked Brad in the eye; “where’s the nearest exit?” she
said, arms flaying about and jumping up and down like she needed to pee. "I
don’t know, the one we came in is the only one I’m familiar with and that’s a
good ten to fifteen minutes away." "What
do you mean you don’t know? You said that you’ve been here hundreds of
times." "I’ve
been here about five times in my life and I have always used the same entrance.
The one off the parking lot, but had I known that Tony the Tiger was going to
break out I might of picked up a map, then again I probably would have turned
around went home and hid under the bed. Let’s just start walking towards the
front entrance. Where did we last see that mother with the pudgy little girl?” Brittany
looked incredulously at Brad and said, "Why would you want to know
that?" "If
we hang with them, we could probably outrun them if the tiger shows up. The
little girl might be irresistible to it, remember you said that she was so cute
you could just eat her up." Brittany's
mouth fell open and she leaned over slightly with her hands raised beside her
ears " I can’t believe you just said that." "You’re
the one that said that." " What about that little blond kid with the
bleeding nose, the noise he was making would scare the hell out of anything, or
the smell of the blood would be like catnip to the tiger." Brittany
squinted her eyes and contorted her mouth like she was having the mother of all
migraines. "Brad, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you suggesting we
hang around innocent children in order to save ourselves? I’m beginning to
wonder if I know you at all." And began to walk at a quicker pace, wanting
to put some distance between them. "Babe,
I’m not exactly Alley Oop. Do you see a big club in my hand or animal skins
hanging from my body? I have to use my brain. It’s the law of the jungle; only
the fittest survive. That’s it! That's it babe! Where did we last see that old lady
in the wheelchair? The big cats in the wild take down the weakest in the herd;
it’s all part of the law of natural selection thingy." Brittany
stopped walking and turned to face Brad. "Okay then...Brad it’s clear to me that I’m going to have to
give some serious thought to that selection thingy if or when we get out of
here alive, now run like hell for the gate." "Hey,
no fair. You run marathons, I can’t keep up! " "I
know." © 2013 Jack DawkinsReviews
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