Law of the Jungle

Law of the Jungle

A Story by Jack Dawkins
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Flash Fiction. A couple take a day off work and visit the Zoo

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Brad choked back a cough and held his breath as they approached the large Bison enclosure. "Damn these animals reek." he peeped, trying not to breathe too deeply.

 

Brittany held a hand in front of her mouth and peered through watery eyes at the peeling sign outside the pen; " It says they are Wood Bison and are endangered. Can we go now?" she said, as she turned and hurried back along the path.

 

Brad turned and followed, pausing only to look inside the enclosure once more. " Hey Brit, remember that movie we watched last week, The one where the Indian scout got down off his horse and put his ear to the ground trying to hear the hoof-beats so they could locate the herd. How many of those suckers are in this pen here, ten? If ten smell like this what do you think ten thousand smelled like. You wouldn’t have to listen for them, you could smell them from twenty miles away."

 

"You're not supposed to call them Indians anymore Brad, you have to refer to them as Aboriginals."

 

"The Duke called them Injuns."

 

" I beg your pardon; who?"

 

"The Duke…John Wayne. He called them Injuns in that movie."

 

"Maybe back then they didn’t know any better. It’s politically incorrect now."

 

"My point is they stink. The bison that is, not the other. We better head back it’s getting close to closing time." Brad caught up to her, bent down and gave her a peck on the cheek. "You gotta admit that coming here was way better than wandering around some stuffy mall, putting our name on bridal registries. All this wedding planning is doing a number on my head." Brittany entwined her arm within Brads. "You’re right. We needed a break and it's nice to spend some time alone. This zoo has certainly deteriorated since I was here as a child. The animals look lethargic and sad. The buildings and pens are in so much need of repair."

 

"Well I guess since they no longer have to hunt for their own food they become complacent, except for the monkeys. It’s all one big happy orgy with them, even dogs would be jealous."

 

A loud wail came out of nowhere and froze them in their tracks. It was like one of those old wartime air raid sirens followed by the voice of someone having a heart attack. If the intention was to keep everybody calm and collected it was failing miserably.

 

"Attention! Attention! Please go as quickly as possible to the nearest exit. The Siberian Tiger has escaped from his enclosure… Please don’t panic, just proceed to the nearest exit as quickly and as calmly as possible."

 

Brittany stopped walking and looked Brad in the eye; “where’s the nearest exit?” she said, arms flaying about and jumping up and down like she needed to pee.

 

"I don’t know, the one we came in is the only one I’m familiar with and that’s a good ten to fifteen minutes away." 

 

"What do you mean you don’t know? You said that you’ve been here hundreds of times." 

 

"I’ve been here about five times in my life and I have always used the same entrance. The one off the parking lot, but had I known that Tony the Tiger was going to break out I might of picked up a map, then again I probably would have turned around went home and hid under the bed. Let’s just start walking towards the front entrance. Where did we last see that mother with the pudgy little girl?”

 

Brittany looked incredulously at Brad and said, "Why would you want to know that?"

 

"If we hang with them, we could probably outrun them if the tiger shows up. The little girl might be irresistible to it, remember you said that she was so cute you could just eat her up."

 

Brittany's mouth fell open and she leaned over slightly with her hands raised beside her ears " I can’t believe you just said that."

 

"You’re the one that said that." " What about that little blond kid with the bleeding nose, the noise he was making would scare the hell out of anything, or the smell of the blood would be like catnip to the tiger."

 

Brittany squinted her eyes and contorted her mouth like she was having the mother of all migraines. "Brad, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you suggesting we hang around innocent children in order to save ourselves? I’m beginning to wonder if I know you at all." And began to walk at a quicker pace, wanting to put some distance between them.

 

"Babe, I’m not exactly Alley Oop. Do you see a big club in my hand or animal skins hanging from my body? I have to use my brain. It’s the law of the jungle; only the fittest survive. That’s it! That's it babe! Where did we last see that old lady in the wheelchair? The big cats in the wild take down the weakest in the herd; it’s all part of the law of natural selection thingy."

 

Brittany stopped walking and turned to face Brad. "Okay then...Brad  it’s clear to me that I’m going to have to give some serious thought to that selection thingy if or when we get out of here alive, now run like hell for the gate."

 

"Hey, no fair. You run marathons, I can’t keep up! "

 

"I know."

© 2013 Jack Dawkins


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Really enjoyed this piece! I saw brad leaving Brittany behind but not the other way around. Well done!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

Thank you. I know I am a male but I am aware of our faults, especially guys named Brad.
Thanks for this, Jack. It works very well. I think the success of a piece of writing relies on many things, but one of the most important is the ability to hide a gem of insight in plain sight. This has a Kafkaesque quality to it

Posted 11 Years Ago


Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

Thanks Pete, I like your writing we'll talk again.
I'll nitpick first. In ... "... You wouldn’t have to listen for them you could smell them from twenty miles away." ... do you want a comma after "listen for them" ???

Should ... " ... than wondering around ..." be ... " ...than wandering around"

And my last nitpick ... I swear! In ... "... since I’ve been here as a child." ... I would suggest the simpler ... "... since I was here as a child."

Now for the rest ... it was an awesome story!! My heart sped up literally when I read that the tiger escaped. I shared her revulsion at his "solutions" but when he said ""Hey, no fair. You run marathons, I can’t keep up! "

That was a pure ... bullseye! Well played Jack ... WELL played.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

Thanks CSG don't worry about the nitpicks, that's what ths site is all about. I learn more from my m.. read more
Jack I certainly like the little twist at the end when Brittany runs off and leaves Brad. Survival of the fittest! Right?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

Thanks Paul.
A good story, but one thing bothers me a bit--the fact that they take time to carry on quite a bit of conversation after they heard the warning. It seems to me that they'd start running somewhere and save the talk for later. Perhaps you could have them find a temporary place of safety, and then commence with the dialogue. It needs some light editing, also, for punctuation plus one case of "your" instead of "you're" and "then" instead of "than".

Posted 11 Years Ago


Samuel Dickens

11 Years Ago

Perhaps they run AND talk?
Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

If I had them running Sam, that would sort of lessen the effect of the last three paragraphs.
Samuel Dickens

11 Years Ago

It would create difficulties, yes.
Very good--funny.

Brittany obviously knew the law of the jungle.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Jack Dawkins

11 Years Ago

Thank you Marie, Yeah Brittany knew one way or another Brad was already dead to her.

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