Mcleavy - My Name Is (Eminem My Name Is Parody)

For once this isn't serious.. Its a parody,

Hi my name is, 

My name is,

My name is.....Mr Mcleavy...

Hi kids wana guess what i did,

I fucked your idol Miley Cryus,

Now she's got a vaginal virus,

Stuck my dick right down her neck and gave her tonsillitis,

My advise is,

Phone the clinic cos it's a crysis,

My mind's dead ill,

I've tried to take a chill pill,

But i still can't figure out which One Direction guy i wana kill,

And Dr Dre said,

"Mcleavy your a wasteman,

Your pushing my patience,

Half your rhymes don't make sense",

Well....

Since age 10,

I've felt like a spaceman,

Cos i've been getting high with all my friends in the basement,

And NO, My names not Fritzl for your information,

You sick f**k!  "Don't take the piss out of that situation",

I smoke a fat pound weed,

and get the munchies,

Sooner than Susan Boyle gets down to Maccies,

"Hey Callum wait a minuite man, thats my girlfriend"

So when she dies the starvation around the world ends,

Hi my name is, 

My name is,

My name is.....Mr Mcleavy...

My English teacher wanted to f**k me in Junior High,

It wasn't a guy, In fact it was a milf 35,

I fucked her next to the desk with computer,

Against the waster cooler,

And spanked the b*****s a*s with a flexi ruler,

Walked in a strip club,

Hoping to get my dick sucked,

But i didn't have ID so i was thrown out by some BIG f**k!,

Hot wire a Nova running over pedestrians,

Whilst screaming at lesbians,

"You look like a f*****g bloke"!

99 percent of my life i've been high dude,

But i've just found out the Bieber fans do more dope than i do,

I always knew that i'd grow up to be a famous rapper,

And make tracks about idiots and cause insane laughter,

You know when you get big and woman wana know ya,

Ask for your number so they can phone ya,

This tramp said "can i have your autograph i don't mean to be cheeky",

So i did and i signed it glad your a fan RACEY,

Hi my name is, 

My name is,

My name is.....Mr Mcleavy...

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away,

Jimmy Savile don't just stand there and masterbate,

I'm not ready to leave, It's not scary to die,

I just wana make the most of being high whilst i'm still alive,

Am i cuming or going, Or going to cum,

My girlfriend just left me,

So chuck us your mum,

Actually NO, Cos i remembered just how she looks,

And i read the bad reviews in the cubicles on how she f***s,

Chavy look with the distinct Prada pattern,

I'm pretty sick at rappin,

And my face mirror isn't crackin,

Acting hard with mates is how i get my kicks,

Shouting compliments to woman like "GET OUT YOUR TITS!,

I lay a wake and then i chill out on the bed,

Get a green Durex condom and pull it over my head,

I'm not backwards no it doesn't make me happy,

I've just always wondered what it would be like if i dressed like dappy,! Nan a NI!!!!!!

Author's Note

I actually do think it's pretty funny!

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Exceptionally funny - but does sound like it could be in the R&b/Rap charts