Plant a tree and get a life...

Just started with a broad idea... pretentious mother/ wife

 

Reveal how sexy you are show off the fake and bake with once yellow not bright blue white teeth and tell the children how cute their curls are

You are more transparent than that glass diamond you are wearing and I see across the room glaring at me when your man is checking me out

Get a life you can keep him I ain’t no wife or w***e for that matter if his lying -self were mine I’d be packing my bags and walking out that door

Would you like some alter-ego boost go cougar get loose maybe buy yourself a new bob, some sexy lingerie and join that pretentious wife club mob?

My car is prettier than your car my a*s is firmer than your a*s and yes I will say this I taste much better than you- survey says! 

You want to dream? Or just plot and scheme? You want to live in that safe bubble world? Pretend that you are a good person… and give your local church 5 bucks on Sunday?

Sweep up your dignity little lady and embrace that plastic world you thrive in but don’t breathe too deeply for fear of suffocation…

Plant a tree pay attention to those snot nosed brats that just want your love and stop obsessing about you, yes you are not that important- live outside your head or you may as well be dead!

 

 

 

Reveal how sexy you are show off the fake and bake with once yellow not bright blue white teeth and tell the children how cute their curls are

You are more transparent than that glass diamond you are wearing and I see across the room glaring at me when your man is checking me out

Get a life you can keep him I ain’t no wife or w***e for that matter if his lying -self were mine I’d be packing my bags and walking out that door

Would you like some alter-ego boost go cougar get loose maybe buy yourself a new bob, some sexy lingerie and join that pretentious wife club mob?

My car is prettier than your car my a*s is firmer than your a*s and yes I will say this I taste much better than you- survey says! 

You want to dream? Or just plot and scheme? You want to live in that safe bubble world? Pretend that you are a good person… and give your local church 5 bucks on Sunday?

Sweep up your dignity little lady and embrace that plastic world you thrive in but don’t breathe too deeply for fear of suffocation…

Plant a tree pay attention to those snot nosed brats that just want your love and stop obsessing about you, yes you are not that important- live outside your head or you may as well be dead!

 

 

 

Reveal how sexy you are show off the fake and bake with once yellow not bright blue white teeth and tell the children how cute their curls are

You are more transparent than that glass diamond you are wearing and I see across the room glaring at me when your man is checking me out

Get a life you can keep him I ain’t no wife or w***e for that matter if his lying -self were mine I’d be packing my bags and walking out that door

Would you like some alter-ego boost go cougar get loose maybe buy yourself a new bob, some sexy lingerie and join that pretentious wife club mob?

My car is prettier than your car my a*s is firmer than your a*s and yes I will say this I taste much better than you- survey says! 

You want to dream? Or just plot and scheme? You want to live in that safe bubble world? Pretend that you are a good person… and give your local church 5 bucks on Sunday?

Sweep up your dignity little lady and embrace that plastic world you thrive in but don’t breathe too deeply for fear of suffocation…

Plant a tree pay attention to those snot nosed brats that just want your love and stop obsessing about you, yes you are not that important- live outside your head or you may as well be dead!