Welcome To Life

(A) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED, OR GOT
(D) HURT? THEN YOUR
(A) LEARNING ALL THOSE LESSONS UPON THIS
(E) EARTH. IF YOU
(A) KNOW BITTERNESS, CONTEMPT AND
(D) STRIFE. THEN
(A) ALL ABOARD AND
(E) WELCOME TO
(A) LIFE...

(A) THEM ROSE COLORED GLASSES, THOSE ARE A
(D) FARCE. THEM
(A) PEOPLE WHO RETIRE WELL, THEY ARE
(E) SPARCE. IF
(A) TIMES YOU FEEL LIKE OL'E BARNEY
(D) FIFE. THEN
(A) ALL ABOARD AND
(E) WELCOME TO
(A) LIFE...

(A) ON THE OTHER HAND, THERE IS ALOT OF
(D) JOY. THERE ARE
(A) PRINCESS DOAUGHTERS AND BOUNCING BABY
(E) BOYS. I
(A) TREASURE GODS GIFTS LIKE MY
(D) WIFE. SO,
(A) ALL ABOARD AND
(E) WELCOME TO
(A) LIFE...

                                    WRITTEN BY BYRON ABEL.