The Things I Do When Your Not Around

(D)THE THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR (G)NOT AROUND
I PULL THE SHADES AND TURN THE (C)T.V. DOWN
I LAY IN BED AND (D)MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS
THE THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR (G)NOT AROUND (D)

GOODNIGHT MY DARLING HAVE (G)FUN ON THE TOWN
ILL STAY AT HOME AND WEAR YOUR (C)EVENING GOWN
POUND SOME BEERS AND (D)TURN MY UNDERWEAR BROWN
THE THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR (G)NOT AROUND

OH SWEETHEART IF YOU ONLY KNEW
THINGS THAT HAPPEN HERE WITHOUT YOU
ITS PROBLY BETTER IF YOU NEVER FOUND OUT
THE THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND

ILL PICK GUITAR, DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN
ILL CHASE THE CAT AND MESS WITH THE HOUND
I DO SOME THINGS THAT REALLY ASTOUND
OH, THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND

PLAY WITH MY NAVEL AND BECOME CONFOUND
LOOSE MY MIND AND NEVER REBOUND
ITS PROBLY BETTER IF YOU NEVER FOUND OUT
THE THINGS I DO WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND

Written By, Byron Abel