Bar Room Brawl

(D)HOW COME EVERY WEEK WE HAVE A BAROOM (G)BRAWL
(A)IM JUST SINGING MY SONGS SAYING "HOWDY TO (D)YALL
THEN SOME HONKY-TONK BETTY, SHE COMES ON TO (G)ME
(A)DARLING IM REALLY FLATTERED, BUT MY WIFE WILL (D)SEE

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, IS SOLEY UP TO ME
DO I WANT MY HAPPY HOME, OR LIVE IN MISERY?
BETTY THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE, BRINGS ME TO A CRAWL
BUT IF I FALL FOR THAT, THEY'LL BE A BAROOM BRAWL

HOWCOME EVERY WEEK WE HAVE A BAROOM BRAWL
TWELVE BEERS INTO THE NIGHT, LORDY, IM GONNA FALL
HEY WHERE'D THAT HONKY-TONKING BETTY GO AFTER ALL?
HOW COME EVERY WEEK, WE HAVE A BAROOM BRAWL?

   Written By, Byron Abel