News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked

The Dueling Poets Series

News Flash Canadian Buzzard Almost Cooked   Me the buzzard, almost cooked With fear for my behind, I take a look Yes !, I see my butt is thankfully still there Although no feathers are on it, it's now bare   Stop drop and roll, to put that darn fire out My backside burning, as I frantically dance about Unfortunately I have given new meaning, to shake your booty Glad I didn't eat beans, for I would hate to be tooting   That Mouth of the South, laughed as I rolled about !! She could at least help, ~ put the blasted fire out The Great Canadian Buzzards, goose is cooked That's how the headlines, would have looked   But I escaped, yes with all my important parts Again I must say, I'm glad I didn't have the farts It would give brand new meaning to, ~ this is a gas Just glad I got away and fortunately saving my a*s     Thanks goes out, to those brave Canadian Firemen They haven't lost a house foundation yet Although,~ we do have wooden ones now Ray Hamilton Now Known As { The Great Canadian Buzzard } © Copyright 6 / 2009 All rights Reserved My New Email: thebuzzard at hottail.ca  :)   Please read the poem, that gave birth to this one So You Think it's HOT by The Infamous Mouth Of The South AKA Donna DeLong Matthews