* * The Magical Fruit / Ladies Dont Toot * *

~A Little Humor With Beans / With A Response From A Good Friend ~

A Fun Collaboration by Donna DeLong Matthews & Ray Hamilton                 The Magical Fruit / Ladies Dont Toot   Beans beans the magical fruit Well you know the rest As a child ~ this was a hoot   Let's fry up the onions ~ yes put in the dogs Add in the beans Tonight I sure won't sleep like a log   The phone it's a ringing Who could it be? You eating healthy she's a singing It's my sister ~ you see   Beans and wieners ~ I answered with a moan There was absolute silence on the phone Not to worry I told her with a groan You know ~ I live alone   By Ray Hamilton Not a poet and I know it! © Copyright 6 / 2008 All rights Reserved      Please Visit Me at The Poet's Nest www.thepoetsnest.com            Several days you sent this to me for a come back... Here Ya Go.... LOL And remember you asked for it.... Beans beans Oh what hoot but eveyone knows ladies dont toot Throw in a Wiener  or two Ahh the gormet meal toss in a few onions now thats the real deal but in an hour or so oh the rumbling begins and before this begins to stink this is where our story ends... Visit Donna At the link below This talented lady can write Donna DeLong Matthews www.writerscafe.org/writers/donnadelongm/

 

Author's Note

* * Well She asked If I Was Eating Healthy!! * *
* * Thank you goes out to Donna for her come back * *

Reviews

[darkgurl]

This is really cute, throughly enjoyed the laugh, well written too.

[Samuel Dickens]

Beans are definately health food. I wouldn't be here today if not for them. Now the weiners....

[emz]

Hehehe... very funny.... its nice to read something that makes me giggle and that did.

thanks


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[Fran Marie]

You're too funny, Ray~a real gas~ keep eating healthy now, you hear~ LOL~


THanks for sharing this humorous write~Fran Marie

[Poetic Injustice]

LOL! Excellent.

[KAREN BROWN]

This poem is so cute i really enjoyed it a lot.thank you

[Legion]

And with a diet like that, you might continue that way. Funny write. :)