* * The Magical Fruit / Ladies Dont Toot * *

~A Little Humor With Beans / With A Response From A Good Friend ~

A Fun Collaboration by Donna DeLong Matthews & Ray Hamilton                 The Magical Fruit / Ladies Dont Toot   Beans beans the magical fruit Well you know the rest As a child ~ this was a hoot   Let's fry up the onions ~ yes put in the dogs Add in the beans Tonight I sure won't sleep like a log   The phone it's a ringing Who could it be? You eating healthy she's a singing It's my sister ~ you see   Beans and wieners ~ I answered with a moan There was absolute silence on the phone Not to worry I told her with a groan You know ~ I live alone   By Ray Hamilton Not a poet and I know it! © Copyright 6 / 2008 All rights Reserved      Please Visit Me at The Poet's Nest www.thepoetsnest.com            Several days you sent this to me for a come back... Here Ya Go.... LOL And remember you asked for it.... Beans beans Oh what hoot but eveyone knows ladies dont toot Throw in a Wiener  or two Ahh the gormet meal toss in a few onions now thats the real deal but in an hour or so oh the rumbling begins and before this begins to stink this is where our story ends... Visit Donna At the link below This talented lady can write Donna DeLong Matthews www.writerscafe.org/writers/donnadelongm/

 

Author's Note

* * Well She asked If I Was Eating Healthy!! * *
* * Thank you goes out to Donna for her come back * *

Reviews

[Deborah Leah Krempa]

Well written poem, quite funny. Thank you for sharing. Debileah

[Orlando Murcia]

Lol. I used to always sing this in school
I' am so glad you made a poem about it.
Great write Ray!

Orlando M

[KAREN BROWN]

honestly it was great thank you for sharing.

[Angelic Darkness]

Ray, this is so cute, and humorous...thanks for sharing:) AD

[Michael]

Very cleaver and the response just adds to the fun of it.

[David Lewis Paget]

Loved the musical accompaniment. There's always room for a bit of humour here. Great collaboration!

[emz]

LOL... Loved the extra.. your a funny guy


x

[Legion]

A witty repore (ck sp) if ever I read one. LOL

[Janice Ann]

Oh oh...My goodness...haha. I loved the humor and it was a real laugh out loud kind of moment! Fantastic Collab! and I give thanks for Donna's response because that was toooo good! LOL

Loved it!
Thanks for the laugh!
Janice ann

[Donna DeLong Matthews a..]

Several days you sent this to me for a
come back... Here Ya Go.... LOL
And remember you asked for it....

Beans beans
Oh what hoot
but eveyone knows
ladies dont toot

Throw in a winer or two
Ahh the gormet meal
toss in a few onions
now thats the real deal

but in an hour or so
oh the rumbling begins
and before this begins to stink
this is where our story ends...

Hugs
D