A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

Humor

 

 

 A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

 

Oh daddy Oh daddy, he's so cuddly and cute
If I see him on the couch, its him I will shoot

 

He chewed on my shoes, and even my slippers
I wonder if I had, picked them up quicker

The kids are all scratching, there fingers and toes
It's Flee bites from the mutt, off to the drugstore we go

 

When I am not looking, he pees on my shoes
He's into most everything, when I am taking a snooze

I try to cook supper, while we still have the sun
Then its off with my steak, that mangy mutt runs

 

Where is that mutt, with anger I yell
No one in this house, will ever tell

 

Next door he did poop, the kids came to say
Oh Well, I didn't like those People anyway

Now picking up dog poop, has spoiled my day
I really wish this flee bag would run away

 

 

 A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

 

By
Ray Hamilton
Not a poet and I know it !

 

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Author's Note

I love pets this is just Humor

Reviews

[Poetic Injustice]

LOL Well done. =0)

[Legion]

LOL Yea, I gripe about my dog as well. But I still wouldn't trade her for the world. Funny piece.

[darkgurl]

Oh! My gosh this is wonderful as well as cute, I liked this.

[emz]

haha this is a lovely poem... my dog was just like that when we first got him.. even now 18months later he is much the same lol, as ever you have made me smile :-))

[Samuel Dickens]

We've got one just like that. His name is "Jack," but I usually call hin"*#=%*"

[PoetryXpressions]

Now ,come on admit you love the hairy mutt poop and all ...after all you did say he was man's best friend...LOL Nice write...I'm a big dog lover myself so I really enjoyed the read....thanks!