A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

Humor

 

 

 A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

 

Oh daddy Oh daddy, he's so cuddly and cute
If I see him on the couch, its him I will shoot

 

He chewed on my shoes, and even my slippers
I wonder if I had, picked them up quicker

The kids are all scratching, there fingers and toes
It's Flee bites from the mutt, off to the drugstore we go

 

When I am not looking, he pees on my shoes
He's into most everything, when I am taking a snooze

I try to cook supper, while we still have the sun
Then its off with my steak, that mangy mutt runs

 

Where is that mutt, with anger I yell
No one in this house, will ever tell

 

Next door he did poop, the kids came to say
Oh Well, I didn't like those People anyway

Now picking up dog poop, has spoiled my day
I really wish this flee bag would run away

 

 

 A Dog Is A Mans Best Friend

 

By
Ray Hamilton
Not a poet and I know it !

 

© Copyright 2 / 2008
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Author's Note

I love pets this is just Humor

Reviews

[Donna DeLong Matthews a..]

Told Ya Cats are the best
They may turn in to Freddy Kruger
in the snap of a finger but they wont
pee on your shoe... LOL
This made me laugh out loud
I so love your sense of humor.
Hugs and Love
D

[Aspiring Angel]

This is so cute Ray! Sounds like my Buddy Boy! He has got to be the weirdest dog that has ever owned us! He will probably live to be 120 just to make sure we remember him. LOL Send me your link for the Cat Story again. The link did not take me to where you wanted me to go. Sorry I am in a rush and too lazy to go to your message screen. LOL

[Helen Woodward]

Flee/flea...
This sums up the beauty of having a dog and thank you, because I'm now scratching! The thought of it is enough. The pooping, I found is the biggest issue because, even though they are house trained, when they go outside they are not choosy about where they dump. In my country we have to carry bags around, there is a heavy fine if you are caught leaving anything behind from his behind!
I loved this and I know you love animals...
Helen :-)

[HoorayForUnderdog]

too funny...I especially enjoyed the part about pooping on the neighbors!

[Thomas James Martin]

This was delightful. Enjoyed reading it.
Tom

[Janice Ann]

This is too true...and I can relate, but a dog is a womans and man's best friend...I enjoyed the humor and the fun!

Thanks!
Janiceann

[Orlando Murcia]

This kind of poem reminds me of Shel silverstein, I love all of his books, Great work Ray

[Phil Sanders]

Chuckling .. cleverly written .. see .. you are a poet ....

[KAREN BROWN]

God i really love that you wrote.Its true about the flees ,everything i really did enjoy it thank you very much for sharing with me it made me laugh.

[Fran Marie]

Man is Dog's best friend ~ we let them get away with their doggie tricks~and still love them lol~

Funny write~Fran Marie