Your beautiful baby it

Your beautiful baby it

 

With a stroke of luck,

after many painful nights of labor,

we give you a baby,

what it is cannot be told,

between the tail and hooves we lost track.

It did tear as it came out,

so it could be a dragon,

on the other hand,

it didn't breathe fire,

so it could be human ater all.

Whatever it is,

you can have it,

we did you a favor,

and put it in a plastic bag for later.

Unfortunately it bit my nurse,

plus, it stained my smock,

so we will be sueing,

but look on the bright side,

you have a "family" now.

Tomorrow you may go forth into the night,

doing as you please,

just whatever you do,

take this ghastly creature with you,

and never have another one.

Author's Note

The joys of giving birth. (In no way do I mean to offend any mothers out there, or poeple who just love children)