Don't be cheese boredA Poem by Dean CrosslandMy third attempt at a poem. Just a piece of nonsense really. I apologise for the Sir Walter Scott parody that I open with!Don’t be cheese bored “For hunger in our hours of ease, Come certain great big slabs of cheese; Limestone Wensleydale Perspiring Stilton Everyman Cheddar Obscure tintern; Give me cheese Or give me death But please, please not " Stinking Bishop breath; Appledore, Caerphilly, Oxford Blue Sounding like stations Red Windsor Waterloo; Some mottled like Eczema Others chalk white Some have diseased veins Or glow neon-bright; Open mouths and nostrils Let your senses take wings But one thing I caution " Don’t buy it in strings.”
© 2012 Dean CrosslandAuthor's Note
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1 Review Added on July 30, 2012 Last Updated on July 30, 2012 Tags: Poem - nonsense - cheese AuthorDean CrosslandYorkshire, East Yorkshire, United KingdomAboutI am 41 and mainly read 18th and 19th C. English novels. I am working on a historical novel that I dream of having published. I have only recently discovered poetry and would like to try my hand at .. more..Writing
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