Catastrophic, at best.

When I tell of my high school mess,
I simply tell them,
it was catastrophic, at best

The people were mean
some teachers were s****y
but there I did learn
to be smart,
to be witty.

Still I tell them when they ask me the rest
I simply say, it was catastrophic, at best.

Some of my friends they ask of Sedalia
My stories I tell
but still, to describe it like the rest
It was simply, catastrophic, at best.

I tell them of strip clubs, bars and booze
I tell them of caseys, and more about the booze
The family I made, it was better then the rest
even though, no sleep was to be had.

All said and done, I like this the most
Discriptive phrase, catastrophic at best.

Later came the concrete,
The hard work insues
I worked till I went crazy
and so I moved

I made lots of money, and I loved the people
Like I said, catastrophic, at best.

When I moved I moved far,
Florida was my destination
The people were great
I paid no restitution.

I became a criminal, I learned from the rest
But it was simply, Catastropic at best.

So when I  die and you lay me to rest
I may or may not go to the place thats the best
When you lay me down to die
On my tombstone you must scribe.

"Catastrophic, at best."

Author's Note

Written in a little over an hour, and still needs work.
Please, be gentile.
Constructive critisism wanted.
MUCHAS GRACIAS!