S****y Situation

We've all been here . Don't lie

Finally im in the kings seat

The turtles excited as it takes a peak

Dropping logs is just what I like to do

Some people want money

I just wanna poo

Takin your time is the key to a good dropping

Relax , read a book , and enjoy the sound of s**t plopping

Finishing up now and notice my worst nightmare

Look over to grab a butt napkin and theres nothing there

Nothing feels better on the anus like a fresh clean sock

As I wipe my a*s I here a loud knock

 

'' Brian are my socks in there honey ? ''

 

S**t!