Man Meets Rim

Man Meets Rim

A Poem by Brian The Illiterate

Man meets rim

He's been waiting patiently for a long time

The line he waits in is not moving

A crippling feeling erupts in his tummy

Shouldnt have eatin that buritto

(riiiiiiiip!)

The line is at a standstill

Prairie doggin a giant is making him feel ill

Its looking around seeking a splash

Please oh please stay in his a*s

This is probably the worst feeling he's ever experienced

He offers money to move ahead but notices the same grim look on the man ahead of him

(riiiiiiiiiip!) oh lord please hurry

This isnt even funny anymore for he's been holding this jolly brown giant for an hour or so

Oh my god this rocket is about to blow

As he closes his eyes and wishes for that beautiful rim

He's next in line and its time for him to go in

As he opens the door he rushes in dropping his pants to the floor

rim sweet rim we meet again

(WOOOOOOOOOOOMP!!)

As his a*s touches the cold rim he started clapping

Now all is heard is the sound of crapping

Man finally meets rim again

and today they are happy

 

The End

 

© 2008 Brian The Illiterate


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b
i bet morgan is thrilled you are sharing your love of poop and bowel movements with the rest of the world.
Also saggy balls and grannysitters.

Posted 16 Years Ago


Holy crap that was funny. I have to give it to you and your foul sense of humor. It made me laugh.

"Its looking around seeking a splash

Please oh please stay in his a*s"
Is your best two lines.
Though, you do have some grammatical errors, you did a fine job for a first timer.


Posted 16 Years Ago



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Brian The Illiterate
Brian The Illiterate

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