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"Why do you f**k like a woman" she said

At that comment I felt my dick crawl upward

It crawled into the cavern of my manhood and silently sat

waiting

waiting

But the kick never came

I was bruised of course

my dignity...still intact

but the fortune of my pecker was still fair game...

well..... that I suppose was something to be desired

Wait....

Maybe not the proper choice of words....

maybe not the proper text

"What do you mean" ? I said

" MY PECKER IS NOT GOOD GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU"

" Sure 8 inches is fine if you put it in the right hole,

you putt

but never follow through" she said

" Never follow through....

I put my life on line each time we lay down together.

I fight through that thick a*s forest you call a bush

I hold my nose....

lick

lick again

and retrieve my pride through my stomach"

"F**K YOU...PECKERWOOD"

She always brought color into the picture

Thank god...for me

I see in technicolor

 

Reviews

[E. Maggard]

This was funny, and above all- colorful. You got me with your opening lines "you f**k like a woman"- there are so many ways to look at that, but the most obvious is as an insult (which is kind of funny in itself, coming from a woman speaker). the second thing it makes me think of is, well the first thing. Is f**k like a woman really a bad thing? Or does it imply a kind of tenderness that some women (mothers, teachers, caregivers) have been attributed?
Either way- I can feel the poor gentleman's pecker crawl in and I can understand why. Love this. Love it.

[Andrea A. Wentz]

ROFLMAO oh my, this piece had me rolling for a solid two minutes and considering I'm kinda sick atm and should be laughing much, that's saying something cause that whole two minutes I was trying to stop laughing and just couldnt manage it! lol

This was great, seems so true to life, though I've NEVER heard of something like this happening before. I feel sorry for the poor guy if it's a true story.

Thank you for sharing this, I needed a good laugh, just not such a long one (cough cough) lol

[Tai Chi Italy]

rofll this was absolutely fab B.L! so so funny and true to life...technicolor is the only way to see! Eyes closed, gripping my reality!lol Tai, loving your style