If I were in charge of the world

      If I were in charge of the world,
I'd cancel brocolli,
Monday mornings,
Shots, and also
Paris Hilton

     If I were in charge of the world,
There'd be No criminals,
No jerks, And
Unlimited amounts of money for everyone.

    If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't have curfews.
You wouldn't have to clean your room.
You wouldn't have loneliness.
Or, " Be nice to everyone!"
You wouldn't even have preps to ruin your day.

     If I were in charge of the world,
Cookies would be vegetables.
All adults would understand teenagers.
And a person who sometimes burps,
And sometimes forgets to call her bff back,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.