evil christmas.

evil christmas.

A Poem by Adam :P
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ok don't get me wrong i love christmas and everything about me, this is just me goofing off. :)

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Rudolphs nose is way to red!

 

If I see him I'll shoot him dead!

 

Deer meat is the best :)

 

Frosty is much to white.

 

I'm give him a tan that will end his life!

 

Singing Frosty the Snowman througought the night!

 

Santa is way to fat.

 

All the childrren knock some weight off with a bat!

 

Whatever is left will feed to the rats!

© 2010 Adam :P


Author's Note

Adam :P
haha just kidding,

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This made me laugh. It is fun, shows you have a great sense of humor. I enjoyed this a lot.

Posted 13 Years Ago


It is healthy to step back and take a new look at traditions, this was fun to read. A few misspellings, but this doesn't take away from the humor.

Posted 13 Years Ago


lol...tisk tisk....so cruel....but funny :)♥

Posted 13 Years Ago


Ha! You should post this in the hellidays group ;)

Posted 13 Years Ago


Ha! Funny

Posted 13 Years Ago


I love this so much

Posted 13 Years Ago


I actually really like this. It was funny. Deer is spelled wrong and I think thats the only problem with this! thanks for sharing!

Posted 13 Years Ago



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Adam :P
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