I don't want to go to work,
I just want to stay in bed
It's going to be a bad day,
And I know it's not just in my head
The network's going to break down,
And the Copier won't work right
People will ask stupid questions,
And at least one would just want to fight
I'll fall behind on everything,
Before I even get a chance to start
And at least one machine will break to the point
I'll have to take it apart
It would be so nice just to stay here,
And hide under the sheet
And not have to try to please,
Everyone I know I'll meet
But I have to go in,
No matter how many excuses I've got
Because if it will be that bad with me there
Think what it would be like if I were not