Laki and Lovillard's wedding...A Stage Play by AllisonCordaunna is up to something...Laki walks down the aisle. Yang is sitting by Cordaunna, and records the whole wedding. Cordaunna: The bride seems to be taking part in some starnge voodoo ritual with the groom and priest. Laki gives Cordaunna a dirty look. Cordaunna pulls on the back of Laki's train. The back of her dress falls off. Everyone starts laughing. Guest: Granny!!!!!! Laki: Is it me, or is it a little drafty in here? Guest: I think it might be just you... Cordaunna puts a kiddie pool filled with green hairdye behind Laki. Lovillard: I do. Laki: I AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Laki falls into the pool. Laki: I'll be green for a month!!! Why ME??????? YOU! (Points at Cordaunna) DIE! 2 weeks later... Yang and Cordaunna show: They are playing the wedding footage in slow motion, for the crowd. Cordaunna: Observe. Laki falls in slowmotion. Laki: AWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Crowd laughs. Laki stands up in the crowd. (She's still green and wearing a trench coat and hat.) Laki: YOU!!! DIE!!!!!!! (Pointing at Yang and Cordaunna) Cordaunna pulls out a tape recorder. Cordaunna: Note to self, move to europe... Crowd: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's an alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END
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Added on June 21, 2009 Last Updated on February 7, 2010 AuthorAllisonDinosaurland, HIAboutHowdy.... Obviously I'm Allison...... I write a lot of poetry, annnnnd I've heard that I'm pretty sarcastic and awesome :-) Review my stuffs pease? :D more..Writing
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