Chicks- Yang & GilbareA Stage Play by AllisonYang & Gilbare are in a restaurant, trying to get a date.Waitress walks by. Yang: Watch and learn ol' pal. Yang fixes hair. Yang: Hey hottie, can I get some fries with that shake? Waitress runs away. Gilbare snickers. Waitress comes back with oversized purse. Waitress beats Yang with purse. Yang: OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! HELP! HELP ME! I want my mommy! Gilbare: Wow, smooth... Yang: Yah, like your any better! Gilbare turns around. Gilbare: This gets em' every time... Gilbare starts crying. Girls run over. Girl: What's wrong? Gilbare: H-H-He k- k k- k- kicked m- m- m- m-me! Girl: You poor sweetie! HOW COULD YOU?! Yang: But I didn't kic- Girl: Let's get em' girls! Girls beat Yang with oversized purses. Yang: Oh God! NOOOOOOOOOOO! I can see the light!
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2 Reviews Added on March 25, 2009 Last Updated on February 8, 2010 AuthorAllisonDinosaurland, HIAboutHowdy.... Obviously I'm Allison...... I write a lot of poetry, annnnnd I've heard that I'm pretty sarcastic and awesome :-) Review my stuffs pease? :D more..Writing
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