Mr Hamster- It's mine, mine, mine, it's all mine

Having a incredible dream while your waiting for your computer to load. ( p.s. Mr. Hamster has a VERY shrill voice, a VERY bad temper, and Egor has a low and insipid, stupid sounding voice.)

You are on the computer waiting for it to load.

You: Boredom!

You: God! When is this ever going to load?!

You fall asleep!: (This is the dream part!!)

You: Back from ze dead!!!!

The second dream: u find out u r now a hamster.

You:  Egor?! Egor?!

You: Egor!? I have dog treats waiting to be eaten!!! They're Filet Mignon flavored!!!!!

You: Fetch me my cape!!!!

You: Vengeance shall be mine...... {Evil Hand-rubbing}

(Egor runs up)

You: Ah, Egor how many times have I told you not to run away like that? I might need you to be of service when I'm doing my evil plans or somewhat.

Egor: Yes Master

(Egor brings the Cape to you)

You: Finally, it's about time! I have been waiting to long for that! No filet mingnon for you tonight! {Evil Laugh}

Egor: Yes Master. Master, Pet Me Pet Me Pet Me!

You: Verywell, you disgust me. 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

lol i know it's kinda stupid but what can I say?

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[Sophia]

You write really random stuff, you know that? ...Is Mr. Hamster an evil genius? And is Egor a dog?