The Linked"In"FluencerA Story by Manish BhattFlipping open the laptop, it
powered itself on. Flexing the fingers, the mind (with a twitching exercise of
eyebrows), the lamp directly behind powered a halo. Equivalence achieved, it
was time. The halo burned brighter. They
could feel the knowledge coursing through their veins. Heart instead of pumping
blood as usual was now pumping wisdom into the body. The process always started at the THE GREAT INDIAN तोंद. They could feel it surging upwards from there towards the fingers. But instead it always seemed to make it towards the mouth. A Glorious Burp. A Rotten Smelled
Reflux. Pahadi Chicken Tikka. Mutton Biriyani.
The Bira Beer. All of it after being worked upon
the stomach’s acid seemed to have formed a foul-smelling concoction. That’s
okay. It was worth it. Representative - https://9gag.com/gag/aOx8x8R Anyways, let the process begin
again. The Halo Thickens. Almost Blindingly
White. Processor grrrr…s into
action and the unfathomably deep world of internet opened up before them. Let’s
see what are the major headlines. There’s always some motivation POV (point of
view) available to squeeze in. Or maybe
let’s scrouge through in some - bare minimum - depth to highlight the apathy
towards those issues which should be mainstream but are not. Specially if it
involves women - Go Equality. Such issues are also always hiding in some remote
corner. Or may be, may be, let’s take up something which they have experienced and
in some brain fade moment analyzed. Will just need to butter it up - let’s look
up some fancy words, quotes from the internet. Fingers are
itching to type. Hashtags are already made up in the mind. And then starts the typing. Halo slowly
filters through the head into the hands into the fingers into words on screen.
But then they realize, value of this wisdom is not in its content but
aesthetics of it. So, let’s sprinkle a good dose of emojis throughout the content.
And it’s done. A Moment To Inspect. Perfect. Now, let’s just click “Post” and
impart infinite value to the world for today. By the way, this streak is ongoing
for 35 years since birth. © 2023 Manish Bhatt |
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Added on November 17, 2023 Last Updated on November 18, 2023 Author
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