CARDBOARD CHIPS PLASTIC BREAD AND RUBBER BAKED BEANS

CARDBOARD CHIPS PLASTIC BREAD AND RUBBER BAKED BEANS

A Poem by Captain Goldpants
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Written on a paper napkin in a greasy spoon with one of those hallucinatory hangovers�

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I laid my head on a bit of bread

and pulled up my quilt of cheese
my bed pan is a coffee cup
my comb is a rusty fork
a spoon is my mirror
everything is clearer
under my quilt of ease
 
In the daybreak I awake
my ear is full of butter
and cheese between my knees
 
I met a lady who sleeps on salad
a bed for an edible queen
she covers herself in vinaigrette
and slips right in between
Oh what a lady!
The light was shady
her eyes were like a fishes
her dress was pretty thin and hazy

© 2008 Captain Goldpants


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Hi Nathan, thanks for letting me know about your contest. It's right up my street, as is this wonderfully bonkers poem. The image of an ear filled with butter is quite stomach-turning and all your images seem to fit.

I wrote something very similar not so long ago - a food-related bit of nonsense - but it was wiped out when the site was trashed and I never back-up anything. Still, it's fun rebuilding. Good to meet another fan of the surreal - a lot of peole here seem to think of it as trivial and unimportant.

Thanks for the review and the comp invite. James

Posted 16 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.




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your words are amazingly... amazing:P

Really, your wording and your take on things is Lennonesque but in a totally different way... its like... similar but an entirely different thing alltogeather:P

This is a neat little write:P rather tasty:P



Posted 15 Years Ago


I'm intrigued, I like it, makes me want some salad

Posted 16 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

O-k, this was the born from one hell of a Harvey Wallbanger (or 5!) It's hard to critique, so all I can say is that it gave me a good chuckle as well as left me looking at my computer screen with Scooby Doo wonder! Lol! This was off the wall ;-)

Posted 16 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

You write the best nonsense I know. I love this.

Posted 16 Years Ago


3 of 3 people found this review constructive.

Hi Nathan, thanks for letting me know about your contest. It's right up my street, as is this wonderfully bonkers poem. The image of an ear filled with butter is quite stomach-turning and all your images seem to fit.

I wrote something very similar not so long ago - a food-related bit of nonsense - but it was wiped out when the site was trashed and I never back-up anything. Still, it's fun rebuilding. Good to meet another fan of the surreal - a lot of peole here seem to think of it as trivial and unimportant.

Thanks for the review and the comp invite. James

Posted 16 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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It's just ridiculous!Feb 29, 2008 - Apr 1, 2008 Perennial traveller of the soul and other lost continents. Seeking those of pure heart and fishnet stocking for adventures in sleazy motels and makin.. more..

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