In the spiderweb ( Weird writers prompt)

In the middle of the forest, moon spotlights the web, making it shine like silver tread.  A fly is stuck in the centre, trying to escape, while the queen spider approaches:

EXT.

Fly:       Please don't eat meeeeee! Seriously I'm not tasty at all! ahahahaha ( hysterical laughter)

Spider:      ....(says nothing but approaches closer)

Fly:      You know, my family has a history of diabetes, we taste like nothing! We're trash, honestly swear on my mammas life! Too bad she's dead already, speed flying while drunk...tragic really, didn't see the window and splat! ahahahaha( more histerical laughter)

Spider:    ...(still says nothing but approaches even closer)

Fly (has an idea):     WOWZA! Pretty lady! when I look closer you are such a beauty! Your belle crimson eyes sparkle like rubies...wow and these fangs, never seen any as huuuge as these! Just being around you makes me feel dizzy! If you promise to release me, I'm gonna ask you out on a date! Of course if you agree to date such a low-life fly like myself, your highness...

Spider:  .... vere vould you take moi? ( Speaks with a french accent,with a male baritone)

Fly: ........

Spider:.............

Fly:.....

Spider:.......

Fly: Ok, just eat me.

IRIS OUT.

The End xD

Author's Note

Sorry if its lame, its my first time writing a screen play so please don't be too harsh on me; hope you'll find it at least a bit funny :D

Reviews

[Hush Hush]

yep yep yep :D

[Little Wanderer]

Oh my god - I just got it! ... I think :P
The spiders actually a dude? Is that why the fly gives up ?! :D

[Little Wanderer]

Hahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Love the simple, classic comedy! :D

[nono]

Haha did he not understand what she said? haha I like it. Just because it's your first time doing something doesn't mean anything. You get better. Very nice I like it I gotta giggle out of it. Keep up the good work!