Chapter 3-The Damzel

Eliser- He’s ready for departure my lord.

Lord- Very good, send him up up up!

Eliser-How should we proceed my lord?

Lord- What do you mean Eliser?

Eliser- Well, should we use the devilish emergency elevator, a demonic portal or perhaps we could make use of the Devil Run Company and ship him off?

Lord- Nah, I have a much better idea. Find me the most powerful canon we have. This will be fun hahaha

Eliser- Right away, my lord.

Eliser- Here it is my lord, the most powerful canon of the underworld, the X-DEMONISHER 3000.

Lord- Oooh, flashy. Let’s give it a test run. Shoot the ceiling!

Eliser- But my lord, the shattering rock debris will bury us.

Lord- Bah, just a few pebbles. Nothing I can’t survive. Besides, we aren’t outside the city grounds for nothing. Now, shoot!

Eliser- You hear the King! Fire the canon!

Weapons experts- Yes mistress

*BOOM, Prrsshhh

Lord- *cough cough, dusts off his shoulders. Is that it? Is this all we have?!

Elise- My lord, it is the strongest…

Lord- NO! Get me something stronger!

Elise- Men! The lord is unimpressed, get me the weapon expert!

Weapons experts- *whispering each other, Call for Brom, call for Brom

Brom- Your highness, you summoned me?

Lord-Pssst, Eliser. Who is this guy?

Eliser- He’s our weapon smith, my lord

Lord-Oh, didn’t think he’d be a Volcan.

Eliser- Actually my lord, Volcan have developed remarkable forging techniques over the last centuries and are immune to heat which enables them to heat weapons the an extreme heat that other races cannot.

Lord- Okok, enough with the lessons. Sir Brom, I need a weapon powerful enough to pierce it’s way to the surface.

Brom- Of course, and I might have just the thing. Men, bring me Damzel.

*The men pushes out an old iron canon

Eliser: Another canon? Did you not say of X-DEMONISHER 3000 to be the most powerful canon available in Hell?

Brom: Yes it is, the DEMONISHER, generates powerful strikes that no canon can rival, but damsel here, does not have any fire power.

Eliser: Then what good is a canon with no power?

Brom: I was not finished. Damzel is no ordinary canon. It can only fire by absorbing a source of power. The stronger the energy source the stronger the bullet.

Eliser: Don’t make me laugh, there is no energy source powerful enough to pierce the earth to it surface?

Brom- But there is.

Eliser- Really? Where is it?

Brom- It is not an “it” it’s a him.

Eliser- Don’t be ridiculous. No one here has that kind of power.

Brom- hahaha, he’s right there.

Eliser: Who?

Brom- The King of course.

Eliser: The king?

Brom- wasn’t he the one who defeated the the lengendary, ground shaking, all powerful…

Eliser- Yes yes. My lord, do you hear? My Lord!

Lord- Whha what what? You people and your chitter chatter made me fall asleep.

Eliser- I am sorry to interrupt your slumber my lord, but we have found the weapon you were seeking. The Damzel.

Lord- What? The Damzel? The legendary canon he used to stop the titan rebellion with one blow? Where, show me.

Eliser- This is it.

Lord- This piece of crap? Don’t you dare try to fool me.

Brom- I assure you, my king, that is Damzel, I saw him use it with my own eyes and look the name “Damzel” is clearly ingraved on it’s back.

Lord- Impossible, you’d be dead if you were anywhere near that person in battle.

Brom- I used a telescope.

Lord- Smart man.

Brom- So, shall attempt on blowing the heavens.

Lord- I like your way of thinking Brom, give it to me.

Eliser- sigh* Men and their weapons.

Brom- remember my king, Damzel’s power comes from its shooter.

Lord-This is no problem.

*BOOM, Prrrssshh

*Numerous coughs*

Lord- YEAA, that’s what I’m talking about!

Eliser- Perhaps it would be wise to clear the area.

Lord- Leave if you want you wussies, but I’ll just have fun on my own hahahaha

Elise- Men, march!

*Weapons experts leave through a portal.

Brom- I’m leaving the canon your care my lord.

Lord- I like you more and more, I should have you in our Weapons of World Domination Departement.

Brom- But I already am.

Lord- Oh good then, see you at the castle.

Eliser+Brom- *bow. My lord

Lord- Just go! Wait! I almost forgot the most important thing. Where is he? Bring him to me.

Eliser- He’s attached your chariot’s wheel.

 Lord- Oh right. Well, detach him then.

*Brom helps Eliser get the body off from under the chariot’s wheel.

Brom- Here your highness.

Lord- Eliser, can you srink him?

Eliser- No my lord, it would seem the enchantment from God rendered him resistant to curses.

Brom- With what the enchantment done to him, he might not need any shrinking.

Lord- Hmm, yea, your right, I think he could fit, yup, he fits inside Damzel hahahaha

Lord- Oh look, he’s wiggling, I think he just woke up. This is great timing!

Eliser- Sir Brom, we should leave now.

Brom- Very well.

*both mount the chariot and leave through a portal.

Lord- Best banishment ever!

BOOOOM* prrrshh

Lord- Aww, already gone. Never thought I’d say this, but I wish there was more of him.

Lord- Oh well…

*BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM…

Lord-hahaha, now for a finaly. Full power!

*BOOOOOM…

Lord-Oh crap…