Teach me to be a man Mommy

single parenting and raising boys with their daddy not around.

Teach me to be a man, mommy is what my son said.

Of course I can teach you to be a man baby, that's what moms were made for.

But you are not a man mommy what will you teach me?

Well I'm not a man baby, but I can teach you many things.

Can you teach me how to go pee in the big boy toilet?

Of course baby, let me show you, you need to aim into the toilet and not let any pee get on the rim, then you have to shake your private so you don't get pee on your pants.

Can you teach me to dress like a man?

Of course baby, these here shirts look so good on you with these jeans, and these here Jordan's look good with anything you wear.

Can you teach me to talk like a man?

Of course baby, all a man has to say is whatever is in his heart and momma taught you not to hurt anyone's feelings with what you say.

Can you teach me to to be real man?

Of course baby, all a real man does is love his family, take care of his family, protect his family, and never ever abandons his family.

Mommy, when I grow up to be a man, I want to be a real good man just like you!