NicknamesA Poem by J.P.nick’name’
(-nam’), n. 1. A name given in derision or sportive familiarity. 2. A familiar
diminutive name. Neither
you nor I can pick ‘em. They
must be given. There’s
a story behind each one. New
father, 2 in the morning, trying to soothe newborn son, mumbles what should be,
“Buddy, what’s the matter?” It spews
out as Butter. A
sobriquet is born. I know
a Shroomer, thus named for obvious reasons. He is
now a guardian of The Gateway to the South. The
Lion, Old Blood and Guts, Mr. Hockey, Super Mario, Grapes, The Little Ball of
Hate, Papa, The Professor, The Walrus, Gonzo, Hammerin’ Hank, Teddy Ballgame,
Spaceman, Bulldog, Arriba, The Great One, The Gentleman Saint Some
think ‘em nuts, I think genius. Me too. J to
the P, J Peanut, Zooly, Nyarit, Horsemouth from the
Carousel Capital of Ohio to
Baghdad on the Bayou and back
to The North Coast © 2023 J.P.Reviews
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