A Note On The Details

Richmond Academy provides a rich and varied environment for your child, with spaces dedicated to work, play, and accommodation.

Richmond Academy has many different buildings for the kids to explore.

 

Although some of the school is in need of modernisation, many of the facilities are newly installed for the enjoyment of this year’s intake.

Even though not all of the walls have fallen down yet, we put some new ones up, just in case.

 

Your child’s education is of utmost importance to us.

We’ll treat your kids well so you don’t have to sue us.

 

We utilise both modern and older teaching methods to ensure that lessons are taught in an effective manner.

We’ve just hired some N.Q.T.s* but we don’t always agree with their ideas.

 

Stunning natural beauty is the amazing backdrop to the school.

We’ve put turf over the vegetable patch and planted some trees.

 

All boarding students are provided with three meals a day and are cared for by their dorm-leader.

Children eat what we tell them too, and you don’t have to worry about any late night parties…

 

A recent OFSTED report has shown how much the school has dramatically improved over the last few years.

OFSTED think we did better than last year’s fiasco.

 

All pupils follow a strict curriculum, and pupils are rewarded for good attendance.

We think that the government has the right idea but we want to claim it for ourselves.

 

Mathematics, Sciences, English, Religious Education and at least one Modern Foreign Language are compulsory subjects for every year group.

We are going to set the kids the same work that they would get elsewhere, plus a bit more.

 

We feel that family contact is important, so telephones and computers with internet connections can be found at strategic points around the campus.

We don’t want you to think that we are mistreating you child, so we encourage them to tell you how wonderful it is here.

 

 

Richmond Academy is a private education facility, which provides an excellent learning experience for your child.

It is going to cost you to send your child here.

 

  

 

*N.Q.T. stands for newly qualified teacher.

Author's Note

This was written a long time ago. As such it is very basic. I'm not at all happy with it but I'm too lazy/busy (take your pick) to change it. Go easy on me.