The Big-Dicked Duck

Once upon a time, there was a duck with an enormous dick. This duck's dick was so big, that it was bigger than the biggest, blackest duck's dick.

Most other duck's dicks felt downright ridiculous. You see, a duck's dick is of a different design than the dirty, dorky dicks that are so radically determined to dictate the climate of mental recognition.

They were jealous.

...more to come.