Dream

A recollection of a dream I recently had, that I might as well post on this site.

I was in a local store, and a few women approached me. They were acquaintances, but little more than a face and a name. They handed me some money and said that X (a girl I like) wanted a candy bar (it was some stupid gibberish name). I waited and X arrived, wearing clothing I had never seen her wear before. We went through what seemed like a back door, to a small room congested with racks of candy. We grabbed what we wanted and left. We ended up in something of a floating room at sea, where I saw a cow swim to shore. I commented on it, but she seemed disinterested. We hit shore, and there was a jungle before us. I preceded to climb up the beach, where I was bitten by a snake, cougar, and lion, all while doing commentary on the whole thing. We were then in my room, me on my bed and her on the floor. After some time I got up to change into my old boy scout uniform. She got up to retrieve something from her bag on the far side of the room. The room was slightly bigger than in reality. I grabbed my hammock and tripped, causing the hammock to roll under my dresser. I grab it, finding that it rolled into a pile of dog vomit. Disappointed I went downstairs to wash it in the bathroom sink. It seemed to be a gathering of some sort, as there were people in the living room mingling. I walked in on my father boiling home made chicken noodle soup in the sink.

And then I woke up.