Turtle Corn Cake

An inside joke turned challenge. I had to create a poem somehow incorporating all three.

How sad it was for poor Myrtle

Whenever she went to school

The kids all jeered, "Stupid turtle!"

And made fun as a general rule

One day Myrtle let out a chortle

As she made a plot for revenge

She baked a cake with milk that curdled

And fed it to all of her "friends"

She also added laxatives

And watched them eat with scorn

They screamed, "Oh crap!" and crap they did - 

Riddled with kernels of corn

Author's Note

This is zendikar's fault.

Reviews

[Greg Close]

Priceless, and (I hope) an autobiographical confession of some sort.

[Charles]

OK, this would be a good time to admit to your crimes... jk, nice read.

[M.a. Benjamin]

this is a very amusing poem and i loved every bit of it. It almost reminded me of a nursery rhyme gone bad. Good write.

[Abd-afeez]

I enjoyed reading it. Good rhyme and it still has this sense of humour. Thanks for sharing this interesting poem.

[Richard Williams]

This is really cute with good rhyme and rhythm. A good title too. I can see Myrtle in the kitchen making her revenge cake. You incorporated well.

[Miss Coral]

Aa! Excellent!
Great piece.. silly and fun, with a perfect rhythm to match it.
The only thing I found that should be changed is *kernels*.
Overall, wonderful job! ^_^

Coral

[Tali Katzman]

ouch! not the nicest friends I would say,very comidic.
but I don't know what chortle means :P

[zendikar]

MUHAHAHAHAAAA! I like yours better :D haha nice rhyming too!