I See You, BabyA Poem by SashaI was fooling around with a DSi yesterday and took a picture of my right eye. I was about to delete it when I noticed something interesting... I warn you: this is complete and utter nonsense.It's quite possible I'm going crazy. I'm rarely credited as sane. But this picture in particular is doing strange things to my brain. This eye of mine I've photographed, I'll never understand. I spy a man and woman, and it seems they're holding hands. Who are these two people? I feel like a loony that spots Jesus in a fry. Or on a chip or on a door - when will these cuckoos perch? Is inside a freakin' church! But I digress... I must profess, my words are true though ill-expressed. Expect one thing, expect no less: Even if I am a mess, there's people in this picture. Give a girl some credit - eyes are "the window to your soul." Here my soulmate's better spotted than at the bottom of a bowl. Of all the places I could say, my eyes makes sense the most. Slap me silly when I claim he's on a piece of toast. Then nearly break your neck So you can see my man up close. Then scream out, "What the heck?!" and throw a huge party to boast. Then whisk my prince of wheat to bed, shouting well above a mutter, "You give the most amazing head!" and spread him with my butter. Then put my freshly buttered lover inside a picture frame. A few years later, call my brother in tears as I complain, that I loved him like no other, but we'll never be the same. The mold spread like a cancer, and it's really such a shame. they're not used to all this change! Cinnamon, Toast Jr., and Crunch were all beautiful kids. Until I ate them all for lunch, and realized what I did. But I digress... I must profess, my words are true though ill-expressed. Expect one thing, expect no less: Even if I am a mess, there's people in this picture. I'm absolutely certain beyond a shadow of a maybe, my man and I are flirtin'. You know I see you, baby! © 2010 SashaAuthor's Note
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Added on June 2, 2010Last Updated on June 2, 2010 Tags: poetry, silly, satire, WTF Sasha?!, I can't be serious but I am AuthorSashaHollywood, FLAboutWhat can I say? My icon used to be the incredible Alistair of Dragon Age: Origins, but Devons couldn't stand him. =/ I told him to choose a pic better suited to me and he chose the hot warrior girl .. more..Writing
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