My house is a zoo (limericks)

7/1/15

As I drink from my cat mama mug
all my animals seem to have bugs,
they are covered in fleas
and my mother agrees
that it's my turn to clean up the rugs.

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My cat Luna is balding and bare,
she is pulling out all of her hair,
she has been to the vet
but it hasn't helped yet
so I tell all my friends to beware.

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My chiweenie is bleeding from where?
Oh man please no it's all in her hair,
she has gone into heat
and her cycle's complete;
how I wish I'd more time to prepare.