Why every other super hero wants to be batman

                         

Because he is cool

Because he does not continually spew corny punch-lines

Because his tights never ride up his crack during a fight

Because his pointy ears look really creepy silhouetted against a full moon

Because he doesn't have to have a super power to be a super-hero

Because his technology surpasses that of the CIA's and the Pentagon's

Because when he speaks everyone listens

Because he can kick your a*s in 127 different combat styles

Because he never wears anything but black

Because he is cool

Because he is a millionaire

Because he will be 70 years old in 2009, but doesn't look a day over 35

Because his detective skills dwarf those of Sherlock Holmes

Because if all else fails, he has a gadget that can save his butt

Because the ladies love him

Because he doesn't need "web-shooters" to fly around Gotham City

Because his enemies are, the Joker, Two-Face, and Catwoman

Because he never trips on his cape when he's trying to look cool

Because he speaks 36 different languages, and reads lips

Because he drives the Batmobile

Because he is so cool

Reviews

[John Stussy]

You summed up the greatest superhero of all time. You are officially one of the coolest people on here.

[Wolfwind Words]

You have it! I so agree! I loved how this listed it all so easily!
Batman is one of the best superheros, for that very reason, he's a hero, but his main power is that of human wit and intelegence.
Cool Write!