I Could Be Rich

"I Could Be Rich"
By: Andrew Stroud

Life is full of challenges,
And struggles along the way,
some days are filled with sunshine,
while others are cold and gray....

I happen to live in both at once,
The best and the worst,
Because while I have the best friends I could ask for,
My love life is forever cursed.

Women say they hate "players",
So I stay loyal and do not cheat,
But then they still break up with me,
Because they say that I'm too sweet.

But isn't that what women complain about,
that they can't find one good guy?
And they still go back to the jerks,
while the good guys wonder why.

All of this confuses me,
but one thing is very clear,
I could be filthy rich,
if I could make losing women my career