DADDY ALWAYS TOLD ME
A Poem by
Giggling Star
I'm sorry ... it's sick, I know it's crass ... I couldn't help myself!
Daddy Always Told Me
Daddy always told me
You need to mind your manners
Daddy always said to me
The habit of “excuse me”
will be
your saving grace
Daddy always warned me
Growing older will get harder
Daddy always winked at me
As Daddy let one blow
Daddy always laughed with me
“The sphincters are the first to go!!”
© 2014 Giggling Star
Reviews
Hahaha! Nice work......
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
Just for fun ... thank you
haha, good one. Humor is always acceptable if it is done well.
Posted 11 Years Ago
haha, good one. Humor is always acceptable if it is done well.
11 Years Ago
Thank you for the review. Have we met before?
11 Years Ago
You're welcome. I don't believe so.
Okay you got me, funny stuff, and so so true!
Posted 11 Years Ago
Okay you got me, funny stuff, and so so true!
LOL...daddy was a wise and windy guy..lol
This cute...
Kudos/
Scotty xo
Posted 11 Years Ago
LOL...daddy was a wise and windy guy..lol
This cute...
Kudos/
Scotty xo
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Added on February 11, 2014
Last Updated on February 11, 2014
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Giggling Star Naples, FL
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I am a happy, optimistic person. My favorite thing in life is laughing. Nothing makes me feel more loved that to be gently teased ... and I like to tease you back. In the end ... I hope I die laugh..
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